The 12 Dangers of Christmas (According to Buddy the Dog)

Buddy loves Christmas. He loves the food. The visitors. The shiny tree. The food again. But every year, something mysterious happens: he ends up with regret in his eyes...and a trip to the vet.

This year started out no different. Grandma set her famous sugar cookies on the counter to cool, and Buddy—ever the opportunist—helped himself to three before anyone noticed. A few hours later, he was discovered sitting by the tree, surrounded by crumbs, ribbons, and a and empty trash can.

To save other pups from Buddy’s annual holiday misadventures, here’s his official list of lessons learned the hard way.

1. The Tempting Trash

That turkey carcass? The cookie crumbs? The gift wrap soaked in gravy? All irresistible—and all dangerous. Keep trash cans sealed tighter than Santa’s cookie jar.

2. The Chocolate Catastrophe

Even a nibble of chocolate can cause serious illness. If your dog looks suspiciously satisfied and there’s a missing brownie, time to call the vet.

3. The “Helpful” Dinner Guest

Your family might think your dog looks hungry. (He always looks hungry.) Kindly remind guests not to share holiday food—especially rich, fatty, or seasoned dishes that can upset a canine stomach.

4. The Sparkly Temptation

Ornaments and tinsel look like toys, but one good chomp could mean an emergency visit. Keep fragile decorations high and skip tinsel altogether—it’s not the kind of sparkle you want in an X-ray.

5. The Electric Snack

Twinkling lights are magical… until someone chews the cord. Use cord protectors or tape them down so Buddy can’t audition for the remake of “Christmas Vacation”.

6. The “Refreshing” Tree Water

That tree stand water might contain fertilizer or preservatives. It’s not dog-approved punch. Cover it or block access completely.

7. The Bone Zone

Cooked bones can splinter and cause serious internal injury. Save the turkey bones for the compost, not your canine.

8. The Tail and the Candle

One wag and poof!—holiday spirit goes up in flames. Keep candles on high shelves or opt for flameless ones instead.

9. The Visitor Frenzy

Extra people mean extra excitement (and stress). Create a calm retreat space for your pup with their bed, toys, and a familiar blanket. A little "Peace on Earth" goes a long way.

10. The Forgotten Routine

Between travel and parties, it’s easy to skip walks or meals. Try to keep your dog’s feeding, potty, medication, and exercise schedule consistent. Predictability = calm and happy.

11. The Noise Nightmare

Fireworks, bells, or singing inflatable decorations can scare sensitive dogs. Provide background music or a cozy, quiet space.

12. The Holiday Hangover

After the festivities, your dog will still need plenty of rest, water, and gentle exercise. (And maybe a bath.)

Moral of the Story: Keep an eye on your holiday hound. A little prevention goes a long way toward keeping the season merry, bright, and healthy.

While some may not want to believe it, Buddy wants to remind you that cats create issues too! Check out our feline safety blog "What is it with Cats and Christmas Trees?"